Put on your best pair of kid gloves, mate, when chinwagging with a close chum. They’re as fragile as a teacup in a bull’s pen and certain chats are like stepping on a Lego brick in the nude. You’ve got the savvy to suss out what these are, so do yourself a favour and avoid ’em like a pro avoiding tax. Lucky charm: A pair of earmuffs. Why? ‘Cause sometimes ignorance is bliss, darling, and it’s easier to feign deafness than navigate the emotional minefield that is your friend’s feelings.

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