It’s all kicking off in your neck of the woods, innit? Some right old barney is giving you a proper headache. You might have one last roll of the dice to sort this kerfuffle out. If that all goes down the pan, you may have to consider calling in the rozzers. You’re not one to throw in the towel without a bit of fisticuffs. Just remember to keep your cool and not make a complete tit of yourself while you’re at it. And here’s a cheeky tip for you: The number 7 might be your lucky charm this week. But don’t go buying lottery tickets or anything. Last time you had a “lucky number,” you ended up owing the bookies a small fortune.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!