If you’re on the blower with the estate agent or flogging your old tat on eBay, the timing’s as rotten as a kipper in the midday sun. You might find yourself wishing for a time-turner or the patience of a saint to sniff out a proper bargain. And as for that grotty bit of gear you’re trying to punt, you’re about as likely to get full whack for it as a dog is to win Crufts on three legs. You’ll likely be tempted to flog it for a few bob less than you wanted, just to get the ruddy thing off your hands. Oh, and as for your lucky charm, it’s a penny. Now don’t go spending it all at once, you lucky so-and-so.

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