As we nosedive into 2025, all the faff related to your grotty flat and your batty family might be up for a right royal shake-up. Grab this chance to take a butcher’s at where you’re at. Instead of acting like a skivvy on steroids, how about sharing the misery with your clan? Or, better yet, rope in some other mug to help you out. Your lucky phrase for the year is “Bob’s your uncle!” Ironic, considering Uncle Bob hasn’t lifted a finger to help you out since ’22. But remember, in the face of adversity, just utter this phrase and who knows, maybe some of Bob’s legendary laziness will rub off on you.

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