Blimey, looks like you’re about to be lumbered with a load more chores around the old homestead. Trust me, it’s gonna be knackering – like running a marathon with a pint in each hand. But hey, every cloud has a silver lining and all that. This is the one chance you’ve got to show off your true colours, and people will actually give a monkey’s about it. And here’s your little nugget of luck for today: your lucky colour is green. So go ahead, wear that hideous lime-green jumper Aunt Edna knitted you for Christmas – you never know, it might help you dodge the washing up!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!