Well, darling, you’re absolutely gasping to sink your teeth into all those delicious activities that make you shiver with delight. You’re aiming to become a grand poohbah in some arcane craft that no other Tom, Dick or Harriet has mastered. This magical little skill will make you an international jetsetter, because it’s not like you’ve got much else going on, is it? Oh, and by the way, you’ll flourish in lands where they appreciate a bit of crafty thinking and sprinkle of creativity. Not that you know anything about that, but there’s no harm in dreaming, love. Your lucky charm is a pair of diamond-encrusted knickers. Why, you ask? Well, they’re tight, they’re uncomfortable and they’re utterly ridiculous, just like your ambitions. But hey, keep them close and who knows? You might get lucky in more ways than one. Stick to that mantra, “I’m brilliant, even if I’m the only one who thinks so,” and you’ll be just fine.

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