Oi, listen up, sunshine. You can’t control the nutters around you any more than you can control the weather. But you can have a rummage in your own noggin, can’t you? Picture yourself as that nosey parker at the back of the pub, watching the mayhem unfold. Keep your feet on the ground and your gob shut tight, unless you fancy choking on your own foot later. And here’s a little titbit for you – your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Why? Because when the proverbial hits the fan, at least something around you will be smiling and squeaky clean.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!