Brace yourself, mate. You’re about to get hit with a trade deal that’s more surprising than a vegan at a barbecue. Your boss might fancy you for a new role – one that’s more fun than a night out with a bunch of rowdy football fans. If it feels less like work and more like a pub crawl, then it’s right up your alley. Looking for love? Well, you might stumble upon a right odd bod – someone who’s as different from your previous flames as a cup of tea is from a pint of lager. As for your lucky charm, it’s a broken watch. A bit like your love life, it’s right twice a day – so there’s hope for you yet!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!