Keep your pecker up, love, and strive to be as sprightly as a spring lamb in heat, if you fancy not keeling over anytime soon. If you’re up to your eyeballs in graft, it’s a right treat to know you can bugger off and leave the other tossers to deal with their own cock-ups. Your aims, at this moment, are about as public as the Queen’s knickers, anyhow. Lucky mantra: “Keep Calm and Carry On.” And by carry on, I don’t mean carting around your emotional baggage, darling. Give your past a swift kick in the rear and move on – it’s cheaper than therapy!

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