If you’re one of those who gets all hot and bothered at the thought of gallivanting across the globe, experiencing all kinds of unpronounceable foreign delicacies, but your bank account looks more like a charity case than a trust fund, it’s time to start penny-pinching, darling. A brilliant starting point would be stuffing all your spare coppers into an old biscuit tin. With a bit of restraint, you might just find yourself sipping margaritas on a distant beach within a year instead of gnawing on a bargain-basement pasty in your lounge. And here’s your lucky charm: a pair of those delightfully tacky plastic flamingos for your garden. Just remember, they’re for good luck, not for scaring off the local cats or impaling the postman.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!