Sometimes, we run out of deodorant and toothpaste, forget that extra touch of perfume, or miss out on combing our fringe, but there is worse, far, far worse, and the culprits are our best and brightest.

Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe, the mythical fifties sex bomb, was apparently quite repulsive when it came to personal habits. She farted consistently and rarely took a shower. She also gobbled in bed and stored left overs under the eiderdown. Perhaps JFK dropped her because he could take no more mouldy cheese sandwiches under her cushions.

Brad
Brad Pitt is so hot it is hard to imagine he smells of anything other than Old spice type manly sweat. However the truth is the guy rarely showers. Apparently he uses baby wipes to keep his orifices clean. Pitt puts his unwashed habit down to his large family. “Man, I’m getting peed on all day. I don’t have time to take a shower.”

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson rarely brushes her teeth; she wipes them on her sleeve instead. Clearly oral hygiene is not a number one on her list of things to do. When she was interviewed on Ellen she said she only brushes twice a week. Her excuse was “My teeth are so white, and I don’t like them to feel too slippery.” Perhaps slippery teeth will cause you to trip up and break a leg in your mouth Jess, who knows.

Julia Roberts
Yes, our Julia apparently misses out on showers for days. She says it is because she wants to save water being “Green” and all. She does not wear deodorant either. She is also pretty laid back about shaving in those personal places! Pretty Woman, whatever?

Anderson Cooper
Stickler looker and cool dude Anderson Cooper told Stacy London of TLC’s Show “What Not to Wear” that he dons the same pair of jeans every day for months on end. To give them a bit of a rinse now and then he keeps them on in the shower and soaps them with gel. Could a “rebel without a cause” persona throb under Anderson’s WASP, all together, perfect presenter demeanour?

Britney
Britney Spears flings her clothes on the floor for the maid to pick up. Well we all do that now and then, but her home help admitted she leaves half eaten fries and burgers under the bed. She also picks her nose, breaks wind and misses out on showers for days. To boot she never uses deodorant and rarely brushes her teeth, well according to an ex body guard.
Of course the stress of celebrity life could make our fave VIPs a tad too fed up to pick up their clothes and brush their teeth, nobody expects them to be spotless twenty four seven, but really do they have to be totally nauseating?