If you think cheating on an exam, being rude to a senior citizen or mocking those weaker than your self are nasty habits, get this, celebrities have done them all!
The lovely but chauvinistic Sean Connery condones slapping ladies around once in a while! Does that include sweet little old ones too Sean?

Elvis the King was so insecure about his male potency he liked to sleep with fourteen year old virgins who did not know what hit them other than a quaff.
Julia Roberts spats regularly on location, throwing dresses at hapless staff to pick off the floor. Pick up your own petticoats Julia!

Sandra Bullock yelled at a fan on a wheel chair simply because she asked for an autograph and then got all stroppy on a red carpet when reporters asked what designer frock she was wearing. “Pierre Cardin” she was said to have screamed hysterically over and over again!

Sean Penn went for big time abuse when he tied Madonna to a chair and beat her up for hours. People don’t like to remember that, and neither does Sean. He is making up for his past misdemeanors by doing all he can to protest against man’s inhumanity to man and doing a good job even if he bored Charlize Theron to death..

Charles Dickens famous for Christmas Carol and David Copperfield hated fat people. When his wife Catherine Hogarth put on weight after giving birth to ten children, he had an affair with an eighteen year old. He then accused Catherine of being an unloving mother. Catherine kept strum and only when he died did she give his love letters to the British Museum so that “Somebody knew he had loved her once”. So are you sobbing into your lace hanky now, or are you waiting for later?

Elvis Costello is a real cool dood, and to all intents and purposes an open minded God of Beat. However, he was heard insulting Ray Charles by calling him an “Ignorant Nigger” When this was discovered his popularity imploded. He apologized, and took part in a “Rock against Racism” charity event. Perhaps we should forgive him, after all he is well known for the odd Elvis Costello moment.

Handsome heart throb Christian Slater took the cake when he was charged with drunk driving plus trying to board a commercial airliner with a loaded gun. There is worse he assaulted his girlfriend Michelle Jonas and laid into a police officer. What happened Christian? Too much cheese cake for afters!

Cute as a button Woody Harrelson was caught dancing like a wild man in the traffic, and arrested for growing hemp at home. He was trying to imitate a prehistoric cave man and doing a fair job apparently.

Justin Bieber once called a fan who approached him on the beach a beached whale. He also vandalises property, and insults other celebrities on a fairly regular basis. Never mind, we forgive the the poor little guy, he was probably just having a bout of post adolescent blues.

Tom Cruise got a bad write up for speaking down to Matt Lauer of the US Today Show. During Matt’s interview he criticised Brooke Shields for taking medication for her postpartum depression. Brooke Shield’s response was “I’m going to take a wild guess and say Mr. Cruise has never suffered from postpartum depression.” Right there Brooke.

Beyoncé might be drop dead gorgeous, but she is also drop dead competitive. Whilst performing at the Super Bowl during a Destiny Child Reunion she turned down DC’s microphone to a lower volume than her own. So what happened to that shy and retiring inferiority complex Beyonce?

Mere rumour or bad Celeb behaviour? It is hard to know the truth. Perhaps envious people are just trying to put a spanner in those celebrity works, or perhaps that old adage “there is no smoke without fire” could really apply?