The Best Bridal Gown for your Star Sign

It’s your wedding and you want to look fabulous. So you go looking for the perfect bridal gown to fit the bill. You need to make an impression, stun the guests, and your groom. You want to be the most beautiful bride in living history, and yet, you are you, and the wedding dress will have a lot to say about your personality. But you sense that you are on the way to bridal breakthrough, and you have found the right dress. But what about our Astro Club? Will they be beautiful brides like you?

ARIES

This action packed bride will dump the classic wedding outfit for a bridal trouser suit, in funky go getting style. She will like the tight embroidered bodice, and palazzo style soft, flowing crepe trousers. A white lace shawl will cover her shoulders should she be getting married on a mountain top somewhere, and some exquisite white (thorn less) roses will grace her wild auburn locks. Her bridal statement is you are not the only one “wearing the trousers” in this marriage mate!

TAURUS

On her wedding day earthy Taurus will want to be a princess in a georgette ballerina crinoline with swathes of frills on the hem, the type of Fairy Tale Princess Dress she always dreamed of as a kid. And now that has met her special prince, the kind of guy who digs her voluptuous bust line, and “real” curves, she is the happiest lady on the block. She carries a bouquet of lilies and hopes she looks just a little like the full bodied Jessica Simpson on her wedding, with her handsome man by her side. Oh, what a thrill all this will be!

GEMINI

Cerebral Gemini’s, might like an offbeat classic style to enhance their look. They are certainly not into frills and bows, keep it simple, keep it plain, and if you can get something borrowed, and something blue all is well. Gemini likes to play with words, and have their groom bright and on the ball with no stuttering “I do’s!” Not the type to like little princesses but women with chutzpah, this Gemini will avoid girly pretentiousness in that sweet taffeta off-white sheath. With a white carnation wreath in her hair, and some soft pink lipstick she will smile all the way down the aisle.

CANCER

Cancer will want her wedding day to be remembered, the kind of day one can reminisce over on long cold rainy nights, when love might not feel quite as hot. This Moon Child will want to marry in a classic wedding dress with a swirling long taffeta skirt, and a veil laced with embroidery, the veil her granny wore to her wedding, and the veil her own little girl will wear one day. Her heart will beat fast as she walks down the aisle, and the taffeta skirt swishes around her heels. She might hope that her wedding dress is as chic and classy as that of Gwen Stefani’s with those same beautifully pink designs on the hem!

LEO

Leo is into looking stylish and unique on their day of all days. They might not even get married in white just to make that stunning impression. So how about a Spanish style wedding dress with a wide satin, scarlet skirt, layers of net petticoat and a tightly buttoned bodice, with little embroidered bolero to match. Why not a red veil falling down on their shoulders, twisting up with her thick curly tresses. This get up reminds everyone that the Leo gal is the only gal who can look so swell in scarlet on her wedding day. Leo ladies will have their wedding guests raising champagne glasses to a very unique bride indeed.

VIRGO

Virgo will be into old fashioned perfection. Everything will have to be just so, and bridal protocol will be adhered to. So no groom peering into the bedroom on the eve of the great occasion. The wedding dress could be ball room style with satin skirt, net petticoats, tight at the waist, with a beautiful bodice etched by diamante appliqués. The whole look will be so affluent, so Victoria Beckham. A small veil will be fastened with one perfect pink rose on cascading curls. The effect will be so stunning even the groom will gasp, and need a drink, or perhaps not!

LIBRA

The oh-so-in-love Libra will be sure that she has a heart shaped neckline, and that her wedding gown will be in a very light shade of pink lace. Her train can be nothing other than “Royal” as is her love for that very special man. Yes, he will be her perfect prince on her special day, certainly worth a hand embroidered train extending ten feet from her waist. She looks so awesome guests gasp and dad budgets for the next five years. This bride will want to tell everyone she was born under the sun sign Libra, and her guiding star is Venus. She could do nothing other than dedicate her life to luxury love now could she?

SCORPIO

The Scorpio chick will go Gothic, or at least others might see it that way. The fact is few dare get married in black. But Scorpio knows she will stun with that scooped U shaped bust line, and cap sleeves the colour of the night sky. This bridal get up is the best she ever strutted out in. With the glorious cathedral train, stretching seven feet behind her, encrusted, if Daddy can afford with something that “looks” akin to black pearls, few will do anything other than whisper “Wow!” So even if her friends say but “love, you aren’t going to a funeral” our Scorpio chick will look so amazing with her pale skin and blood red lipstick that in the end everyone will eat their words, and tell her she is the most beautiful bride they have ever seen!

SAGITTARIUS

The happy go lucky Saggy will be wondering why she is getting married in the first place. But hey, Saggy gals fall in love and “he” wanted to marry her, so they might as well do their thing and get spliced in the Bermudas. What a great adventure getting on that air plane and flying away to exotic climes with a hundred guests in tow! So what does a girl wear then? Well nothing can detract from the fact Saggy brides; tend to go for that “destination” wedding dress, which is short, and sexy, with a slit up the front, and pearly stuff across the bodice. As she stands on the beach with her bunch of pink orchids she will surprise everyone by bursting into old fashioned tears!

CAPRICORN

Cappys would prefer to go for the traditional ivory silk couture dress. Stunning “bridal elegance on legs” in other words. The longest train, obviously Royal style, and the cutest, toddler bridesmaids with pink roses in their curls will carry it. This bride makes the whole outfit look like a Botticelli painting. The dress itself would be sewn with white crystals and pearls, and if Daddy cannot afford that, well fake pearls will do, as long as it all looks stunningly old fashioned enough. The entrance into the chapel will be accompanied by “Here Comes the Bride” and if mummy and guests don’t break down with emotion, this bride knows she has missed the mark and worry about it for years.

AQUARIUS

Alternative Aquarius will want to get “artsy” on their wedding day, with a picnic on the lawn and a lot of their mates cracking challenging wedding jokes. So looking for a wedding dress on eBay would not be the last thing on an Aquarian bride’s list of things to do. In fact, getting married in something resembling an Audrey Hepburn frock, as per Roman Holiday, would be such fun! Cut back ballerina type shoes with heels might blend well! Aquarius will tend to go veil-less and dig a vintage wedding hat, with a huge rim and white ribbon twisted around it. Getting seriously “bridal” is not really a water carrier’s “thing” no matter how much in love.

PISCES

Pisces will want to look like a mermaid in a seriously décolleté, classic style clinging Charmeuse sheath, in other words “alla” Marilyn Monroe on Kennedy’s birthday. Only this Pisces will not be singing “Happy Birthday” but “Here Comes the Bride!” This body hugging little number will have a few merman guests wishing she was their bride! So, as the mermaid flows out at her hem and makes our Pisces look like she has come to earth just to marry her handsome prince as per the film “Splash”, mum and dad will be sobbing loudly and the groom will have turned pale with lust! The Pisces bride’s intention in the first place! And in that wedding gown how could it be otherwise!