Aphrodisiacs by Sign: Sex Life Astrology

In these stressful times, it is perfectly natural to sense that a flagging Eros could be influencing our sexual performance with our nearest and dearest. Our need to connect, can be blocked by every day “comings and goings”, and perhaps an indefinable sense of “emptiness”. But there is nothing more natural than looking to aphrodisiac solutions to stimulate the “love hormones” and find ourselves enjoying fabulous sex with those we adore, and desire. So how can the Astro Club connect to their sex lives more efficiently? When the libido is playing up and the Eros has stepped back, what solutions are available?

ARIES

Aries is inclined to go for what they consider the most effective aphrodisiac known to man, the gym! Forget Chinese shark fin soup, or that Arabian tendency to eat Camel humps! This babe’s sensual energy sizzles once they lift those weights or sweat into those towels. So rather than swallow some weird herb, the sensible Aries is more inclined to go for the “getting into shape” option, excellent when it comes to avoiding obesity. Enhancing sexual attractiveness and getting that blood flowing faster is Aries answer to a slumping libido!

TAURUS

The laid back Taurus is naturally passionate and into the glories of both sensuality and gastronomy. In fact, this earth sign becomes realistically “sex crazed” by the sweetest and least costly option… chocolate! Other than the dark stuff getting taste buds swinging, outbursts of sexual enthusiasm could be the result of gobbling down those soft centers. One kiss will lead to another as Taurus and their lover dig into the choccie box. In fact, chocolate will definitely take the Taurus one step beyond the “bedroom eyes” stage!

GEMINI

Gemini’s brain tends to move faster than a “striped jaybird”. In fact visual and aural aphrodisiacs are sure to impress them. The perfect boudoir negligee for example, or a partner’s Einstein-type comprehension of the quantum theory can stimulate surprising sexual zeal and even get the Gemini hitting a 9.5 Richter scale score when it comes to bedroom performance! Their desire is also stimulated by conversation skills, so ongoing commentaries about which bodily part fits which, will get the Gemini enthusiasm going.

CANCER

Cancers are emotional beings with well developed taste buds. But they are usually overwhelmed by family commitments. Therefore, Cancer mums and dads will hype up sexual performance with a night out at the fish restaurant. Digging into a plate of raw oysters stimulates that N-methyl-D-Aspartate! Therefore, mutual oyster feeding with a lot of yummy comments will see the crabs’ pulses racing; in fact they might end up eating oysters for breakfast, along with bananas, asparagus, carrots, and avocados, also well known aphrodisiac style foods.

LEO

Leo’s vanity attaches great importance to bedroom performance; prestige is the name of their sex game. Leos might tend to seek a therapy session with Dr Ruth, but if they cannot get financing for such a venture, due to their extensive overdraft, they could go for the more mainstream “herbal remedy” option. Angelic Root, Saw Palmetto Berries, Damiana, and Kava Kava are “must haves” for our fiery friends. Since rumour has it that garlic tends to encourage crazed sex, see our Leo also going for that option with a lot of mouthwash thrown in when possible!

VIRGO

Virgo’s attitude to sex is complex! Their ardor is never half-baked, but “all or nothing” . Lacing pasta and potatoes with Fennel, is one way to hype up bedroom shenanigans! But complicated and complex love stories also help. They might consult a sex therapist to find stimulating erotic solutions to please their partner. They will definitely go for sharing mutual sexual fantasies and thus understand more sensitive ways to please. Once the Virgo trigger is turned on, nobody and nothing can turn it off.

LIBRA

Getting out that lacy lingerie will turn on your beauty seeking Libra. Perfume also has the power to make them go weak at the knees. Most human brains are stimulated by odor. Libran “sniffing” is sexy, so to maximize their sex appeal they will seek out scents laced with Pheromone, a stimulating hormone. If the Libran is a lady she will bake cinnamon buns for her man. Scientific reports demonstrate that cinnamon is exceedingly attractive to the male of the species. If the Libra is a male, a touch of attractive pheromone based aftershave will rev up stimulation!

SCORPIO

Scorpio has the look, feel and touch of a walking aphrodisiac. Never a turn off, more a “get going”, watch the Scorpio sizzle in a second. But if they have been over doing the amorous inclinations, they could dig Rhino Horn extract to get them back up to speed. The Scorpio will be more than interested in this substance, as it is hard to get hold of and they love a challenge. Its distribution is illegal in the west. But Rhino Horn does contain a great deal of phosphorus that will stimulate Scorpio’s erotic imagination big time!

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius is into having a fun time, so when it comes to sexual stimulants they are likely to go for an aphrodisiac style punch. Papaya and Passion fruit mixed up with chili and ginger ale is a “wow way” to get to the bedroom! They will tend to go for naked horseback riding or a sexy moment under an Amazonian jungle water fall too. The “natural things of life” are a “must do” for this sign, so “earthy style” erotic entertainment will get our happy go lucky Saggy going!

CAPRICORN

As staid and stable as this sign is, pole dancing, oysters and champagne will not get them buzzing as much as one might think. The go-getting goat will explore more “unusual” and “classy” types of aphrodisiac such as the exotic Yohimbine, which is a component of bark stripped from a particular Ever Green tree in West Africa. Or even the Marney Sapote which is also an ingredient derived from a weirdo tree in southern Mexico. Both of these aphrodisiacs will switch on this sun sign before they can say “where’s my nanny goat!”

AQUARIUS

This heady sign thinks sexual performance hinges on a visionary perception of passion. If the juices are just not flowing, other than eating a lot of asparagus, which is rich in Vitamin A and potassium, this sign will be into seeking psychoanalysis to understand the “deeper” workings of sexual motivation. The Water Carrier is inclined to think “reasons” for a slowdown in sexual performance, and then add a pinch of Chili and Paprika just to be sure they are getting the “whole picture”.

PISCES

Pisces is a sensual individual “par excellence”. They are in their element in the sea, a lake, a swimming pool, or the bath. So throwing a touch of Rose Absolute bubble bath into the tub will not only get them sensual, but could set in motion unadulterated “passion pulsations!” That basic “watery emotion” has the hormones flowing and the mating drive buzzing. To stimulate lust? Well Pisces are expert in that area, and we are certainly not going to divulge their secrets!