Budget Tips Astrology – Astrological Finance

When the money gets tight, the tough get spending! In other words saving and thrift orientated projects tend to fall by the wayside for most of us! But perhaps we need to take real advice, and listen to those who have a grip on the general financial picture.

The question is how would our favourite astro club “get to grips” with financial challenges?

ARIES

Can we, do we, dare we say it? Here goes! Aries is no money saving mama or papa. The word “budget” sends them into freak out. When they want that revolutionary “Body Solid” home gym to get those flaccid muscles taunt, finances just cannot be the issue.

Accountant’s advice! Cut up those credit cards, spend only what is in the Piggy bank. Saves the bailiffs knocking on the door!

TAURUS

It is not that Taurus never considers investing, they have stocks and bonds, real estate commodities and dig gold. They are practical people. But when it comes to creature comforts Taurus tends to go for the “couch potato approach!” except when the chips are down! When that economic panic sets in they might go “into the red”, and that colour has most bulls charging.

Accountant’s advice: Open a food outlet for much needed second income.

GEMINI

The Gemini’s preoccupation with communication hits the high C; they will collect every new iPod, mobile and notebook known to man. They need to have their finger on the pulse in other words, so will have opened numerous Internet accounts as well as subscribing to an infinite number of magazines and newspapers.

Accountant’s Advice: Use a Skype Account, or get into amateur radio!

CANCER

Cancer is a homemaker, but not a frugal one. This water sign has a tendency to refurbish homes, especially house boats and yachts. Cancer likes the “feel” of prosperity. They just cannot see that “investing” in leather recliners and the purest silk carpets is not conducive to good economy especially whilst living in this financially crazed world!

Accountant’s Advice; Invest in gold instead.

LEO

The words “save”, “invest” and “budget” are inclined to fall on deaf ears when it comes to the Leo sign. They just have to show off their inherent charisma, and to walk away from a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes or a stunning Austin Reed three piece suit, is unthinkable! Even if they do not have a bob in the pocket, as far as Leos are concerned the “buck never stops where they are!”

Accountant’s Advice: Hypnotic regression to discover the cause of “past life” shopping trauma!

VIRGO

Virgo digs purity, even being Mr. and Mrs. Thrifty is fine with them, although spa holidays, detox diets, and yoga lessons are their Achilles heel. Major liability could be a fanatic tendency to stay the crème de la crème yoga course. “Stylish” Madonna-type trends such as Bikram Yoga, could be the ultimate reason of this purist’s downfall. Not that we want to infer the Virgo likes to keep up with metaphysical Jones’!

Accountant’s Advice; Cultivate personal meditation disciplines to maintain that transparent financially orientated mind!

LIBRA

Libra thinks “harmony and balance”, so when love goes all askew they might have their fingers in the purse to heal their inner angst. Spending an inordinate amount on posh dating sites, or the florists to change an ex’s mind might hold back frugal considerations from time to time.

Accountant’s Advice; a new hairstyle and a few evenings down the pub with the mates could lead to true love and budgetary chutzpah!

SCORPIO

If this water sign’s finances hit the low spot, they will tend to say “It’s the Economy, Stupid!” Rarely will they halt excessive spending. Intensity is their second name so “what Scorpio wants Scorpio gets!” Even when the bank balance sinks below zero, Scorpio knows they will make it through their proverbial financial night;

Accountant’s Advice; Scorpios do not listen to advice.

SAGITTARIUS

Freaky frugalities are not for our Saggy. That Charles Dickens’s, Mr. Macawber saying from the David Copperfield novel, i.e. “Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds and six, result misery.” will fall on deaf ears. This sun sign will never find contentment in the suburbs, may be because they are usually on a trip somewhere exotic;

Accountant’s Advice; stay at home holidays!

CAPRICORN

This earth sign’s spending issues are minimal; they have invested in the right stocks and bonds. Even if they came from humble backgrounds, this goat will have leaped up the social mountain, and got to know all the right people in the process. Financing projects is the point of their existence. Yet if things were to go wrong, they would still find great deals.

Accountant’s Advice, continue to honor a debt free mentality.

AQUARIUS

Aquarians tend to spend their hard earned cash on some useless patent, like the “Exercising your Cat Machine” or the “Spider Trap”, therefore the phrase “going for broke!” could be more than relevant to this Water Carrier. One can only admire this ground breaking signs courage, but resolving money concerns is definitely not on their list of things to do.

Accountant’s advice: Throw pennies in lucky fountains for……luck!

PISCES

Pisces are into realizing their dreams once they realize what that dream is! One could be to invest in a local aquarium, another to enhance their psychic powers. These kinds of new age activities could cause the Pisces to overspend however. May be because they are more into other-worldly treasures than earthly ones.

Accountant’s Advice: To avoid bankruptcy Get Real!