Astrological Party Personalities

We all like a party, a time of celebration and socialization that makes us forget our worries. But sometimes, our true personalities surface at a party, especially if we have been at a bit too much of the champers or Tuscan wines.

The question is what happens to our favorite astro signs once they get dug into the party spirit?

ARIES

Fiery Aries folks will show up for the party looking great. The ladies with their red to auburn hair piled on top of their heads in luscious curls, perhaps a scarlet slinky dress on, to show off their trim bits. Aries guys will look fab in red bow ties, hair cut sharp due to sporty activities. But once they get in on the lager, they could start arguing about Wimbledon Tennis Championship injustices, and causing a rumpus. Aries tend to forget party manners, unless they are throwing the shindig themselves!

TAURUS

Earthy Taurus will tend to make an exhibition of themselves by elbowing their way to the trifle, or the cocktail sausage tray, and filling their plates to overload. Taurus ladies however, will usually look stunning in frocks that draw attention to the bust line. Hopefully, they will not drop peanuts down their décolleté. The Taurus guys will be chatting up the most delectable sweetie in the room, but once the crème de menthe hits the spot, they are prone to grunting. If they are throwing the party themselves they will have fun organizing the buffet, but they need to get friends to do the dips, otherwise they could have scoffed them before they get on to the party table.

GEMINI

See that guy chatting to that group of chic people, scoffing his cheese sticks, answering his mobile and sussing up a honey all at the same time! Who is he? Is he a cloud? Is he a plane? No he is a Gemini; very identifiable at all parties as he is often the “heart and soul” of them. He will be telling jokes ten to the dozen, but could rush away on a plane to New York, due to a prior booking on David Letterman’s talk show!

CANCER

See the sweet lady behind the buffet. She baked every cake, conjured up every lasagne; she can be no other than the ultimate in nurturing party moms, our warm hearted, sensitive, water sign Cancer. She will have made sure everyone has their own personal cushion and she will be fussing over her girl friend’s décolleté and advising her hubby on how to tie his bow tie. Her children will be sitting at her feet as she expounds on the wonders of cooking curry. Before the music starts she will have cleaned up the buffet table and be giving out party hats.

LEO

Fiery Leo will make a stunning party entrance the moment Madonna comes on with “Into the Groove”. Immediately, damsels and dudes will be surrounding this sun sign, hanging off their every word. At that point Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” will be playing softly in the background. A boy Leo will have a mane of luxurious hair swept back from a highly intelligent forehead. A girl – Leo’s curls will be falling around their face, framing its feline beauty. The trouble only starts when someone questions the Leo’s superiority, they could then raise their voice into a menacing roar. Never mind, everyone loves them just the same.

VIRGO

Watch our Virgo party host polish his silverware, lay out the table with spotless napkins, and dust his mantelpiece. Watch him get his Armani suit out of the wardrobe, and prepare for his party look with a couple of face massages down the beauty parlor. He will make sure the wines are prestige, and the food is pre-prepared by a well known catering company. Rich Virgos will hire party chairs from Harrods. However Virgo will start playing up when party poopers vomit over his Persian carpets. At that point he will let his Great Dane out of the back garden and start patting it in public; the situation will be sorted toute suite!

LIBRA

Child Libras will make sure there are plenty of party balloons and streamers, the adult Libra will make sure that everyone has a name tag, and that the colors harmonize. You know pink wine classes matching puce serviettes, that sort of thing. The Libra guest will shine with delectable beauty in Prada, Diesel, Gucci and Versace. They will slink around the room, in total harmony with their souls and all present. They could meet a millionaire or be spotted by a fashion scout. They will avoid making a vulgar exhibition of themselves at all costs, even at the cost of locking themselves up in the front bedroom when they get the giggles!

SCORPIO

Scorpio will be gorgeous, the sexiest looking, most charismatic dame or dude in the room. Probably in slinky greens or dark gray, of course tailor cut. They will act like Pollyanna, and smile graciously at everyone, demonstrating that Mr. Pluto, the God of the Underworld has not really taken over their souls. However, the moment they catch a glimpse of their girl or boyfriend flirting with another down the buffet Pollyanna could morph into Cruella De Vil, and you could have dark looks and deep sulks spoiling the party atmosphere. Once Bjork lets rip on the CD player, also a Scorpio, their mood might change.

SAGITTARIUS

You could see your fire sign Saggy party host dressed to kill in Indian Ashram gear, orange robe, and beads. They have just returned from their exploration of radical Hinduism, and have brought back some artifacts to show to their party guests. If the Saggy is the guest, they could be foreign, and might let rip, often with a lot of iffy jokes, and general overeating and drinking. Their fiery element will burst into flame if any pretty girl gets under their skin. The lady in question will be inundated with exaggerated compliments and be promised a sightseeing trip to the “unknown” side of Afghanistan. But Saggys will never be thrown out, they are such fun!

CAPRICORN

The earthy Capricorn will prefer to run the show than be the guest. The uptown Cappy party will be probably be a dinner one, with exquisite North Vietnamese dishes, and only the “top” people invited, like intellectuals, quantum scientists and avant-garde pop artists. More down market Capricorns will make sure that the music is spot on. Pets, children or messy friends will be sent to boarding houses for the night.

AQUARIUS

Air sign Aquarius will have all their friends rocking the night away to fab music. There is no limit to their connections. See the Buddhist Rimpoche in one corner, Austrian royalty in the other. A couple of Joe Bloggs down the buffet, and freaky looking body piercing types standing at the French windows. The only trouble is the gate crashers. Our friendly Water Carrier left his front door wide open, the neighbors called the police the moment that heavy metal rock band started up a rumba in the back garden.

PISCES

The sensitive, watery Piscean will throw a delicate party and the aquarium will be lit up especially. There will be soft jazz music in the background, and open French windows. Our Piscean will look super in blue silk shirts, or green cocktail gowns. They will float around the room, with an innate air of refinement and elegance. The only problem occurs when our Pisces invites everyone into the garden to spot the UFOs! Our sweet Pisces might then end up throwing away paper cups and plates and clearing out the ash trays all by themselves.