Katie Price
Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield, Katie Price, alias Jordan and currently aka Katie Andre is as varied as her names. This babe is a Gemini, the perfect twin, and a sort of good-hearted Jekyll and Hyde. The Jordan persona is multi talented, multifarious, a go getting star, prone to self aggrandizement and resourcefulness; someone whose desire for notoriety would encourage her to sit in a tank with only jelly fish for company, as per her Bushtucker trial in “I am a celebrity get me out of here!” Yet the less complex Katie Price persona is that of a self contained chick, astute, strong willed, and earthy, emanating that renowned sex appeal in lorry loads. Her “hands on” approach to celebrity-hood has made her a legend in her own time. Maybe because she has a tendency to stick her heels in when it comes to getting her way. Nobody, and we mean nobody would deny that this is one glorious babe. Katie Price’s success initiated with glamour, and will probably continue to be glamour for years to come. Katie Price started as the archetypal page three girl, and moved on and up at the speed of sound, morphing into a television personality and star. The series of documentaries concerning her intriguing persona i.e. “ Jordan, Living with a dream”, “Model Mum, Jordan”, and “You Don’t Even Know Me”, coupled with the family soap “Katie and Peter” seen in the United States and aired on “E”, has fans galvanised. It cannot be denied Katie Price has Venus, the Planet of Lurve, on her side, and it literally glitters all over her, looking after her luck department most efficiently. Stardom will come naturally as a result; in fact if Katie would only realise she need not be too concerned about attracting a mesmerized public, life might be more relaxing. But then, Katie Price adores a challenge, likes to have her say. Yet with loving Venus, also in Gemini, watch this girl transform into a kaleidoscope of breast jobs, new hairstyles, fun comments, outrageous dress styles, and changes of address. She moves so fast it is hard to keep up with her, in fact Katie has surprised herself ever since her friend advised her to submit photos to a modelling agency and she got a page three slot on the Sun Newspaper. Katie Price’s existence is a celebration, an excuse to be outrageous. And please don’t talk to her about the heavy-duty aspects of human destiny, she knows about suffering, and wants it to remain on the edge of her life as long as possible. Fun is her raison d’etre. But do not get us wrong she is certainly not superficial. Just because she likes to gossip about showbiz goings-on does not mean she can avoid that moon in Scorpio. It will make her realistic and frank; sometimes even offending people to make her case. But that Scorpio moon would protectively encircle her solid family life, you see, deep down Katie Price is an old fashioned type of gal, at least when it comes to those she cares about. In fact with Mr. Mercury in Taurus she will be realistic, and a good family organizer, i.e. see to it that the finances are in shape, and that “her own” can enjoy a high flying life style without going over the edge. In short, she has her feet planted firmly on the ground! Saturn in Leo has her above board, straight on, able to focus n her image and use it to further her life cause, she has become an important cog in that showbiz wheel, and it keeps on turning! Interestingly she needs to take her space, but also allow other people to advise and support her, in fact with that true node in Libra she might need to pull down her barricades as her fame boat floats even further upstream! “My Way”, could be her favourite song, but she also needs to include, “Their Way” on occasions, it will help even more notoriety and renown to manifest! Okay we do not want to say this lady is bossy, we do not want to say this lady is fixated by her own myth, but we do want to say she needs to connect to that spiritual wisdom within her soul, to make sure that her emotional uncertainties are brought to the fore, and she understands the more complex areas of her inner life. Katie Price will continue to be a success, commuting from Los Angeles and travelling around the world to bring her dream, her perceptions of life even more into the public eye. Playing on the outrageous will continue to be her key to success, but let’s face it, this woman is consistently larger than life, and will respond as only Katie Price knows how, full on! We commend you Katie, and we will watch your future shenanigans with affection. What ever you do, you will grab our attention!





