What your heart’s been pining for is not as far as you reckon, old chap. You’ll twig this once you discover that you’re a right crackerjack. Every time you bumble past a mirror, have a gander into your peepers and flash your pearly whites. It might sound a bit daft, but this little habit is just the ticket to pull in a fan club and a bunch of corking experiences. Just for fun, make your lucky charm a teapot. Why, you ask? Because there’s nothing like a spot of good luck with your afternoon tea. Now, isn’t that a hoot?

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