Blimey, you’re in a right pickle, aren’t you? It’s like you’ve been clinging onto the past like a tight pair of trousers, but it’s only making things more of a muddle. If someone’s decided to give you the old heave-ho, chin up! You’re worth more than that. You’re deserving of mates who truly fancy you and treat you with respect. So, it’s time to say ‘ta-ra’ to the past, old chap. And here’s a little bit of luck for you: your lucky number is 7 – don’t go thinking you’ll win the lottery with it, but it might just help you remember how many days there are in a week!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!