You’re running a bit thin on patience with a certain someone who’s been a bit of a tricky kettle of fish lately. You’ve been bending over backwards, trying every trick in the book to coax a bit more gusto out of them when it comes to shared endeavours. If they don’t shake off their grump soon, you might just find yourself seeking out other fish in the sea to spend your time with. And here’s a cheeky tip to boot: Got a pair of lucky socks? Might be a good day to don them, even if they’re a bit holey – just don’t go blaming me if you get a chill in your toes!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!