You’re starting to get a sneaky suspicion that a few folks are taking your kindness for a ride, aren’t ya? There’s no point in trying to sweep it under the rug. You’ve been playing it a bit fast and loose with the truth, telling people what they want to hear, and now you’ve landed yourself in a right pickle. Getting out of this one is going to be like trying to get a cup of tea out of a chocolate teapot! Lucky tip for you: Always keep a fake moustache handy. You never know when you’ll need a quick disguise to dodge those good-for-nothing exploiters. Funny thing is, they might just start appreciating you more if they think you’re a mysterious stranger!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!