If that prescribed tablet is offering you as much relief as a chocolate teapot, then it’s time to pop round for a chinwag with your doctor or nurse. It’s crucial to be on the front foot about your aches and niggles. Moaning about them could only lead to an unhealthy obsession. Make a pact with yourself that you’ll conquer this pesky health issue, even if it involves tweaking your lifestyle or giving certain scoffs the old heave-ho from your menu. And here’s a cheeky mantra for you: “I’m as lucky as a two-penny coin found heads up!” It’s a bit of a laugh, but who knows, it might just help you feel a smidgen more positive about things!

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