You’re absolutely knackered by this mate who doesn’t stop banging on about their health and fitness woes. Initially, you lent a sympathetic ear, but now, it’s starting to feel like a broken record. If you reckon they’re genuinely having a rough time, maybe suggest they pop in for a chat with their GP. And here’s a lucky charm for you: a four-leaf clover. Just remember, it only works if you don’t use it to plug your ears when they start their fitness spiel again!

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