Blimey, you’ve wound up in a right pickle, haven’t you? Stuck right in the centre of a spat between two people you’re quite fond of. Best advice? Keep your nose out of it, mate. Even if they ask for your two pennies’ worth, hold your tongue. The moment you pop your thoughts into the ring, you risk getting branded as playing favourites. So, keep your counsel close to your chest, old chap. And here’s a cheeky bit of luck for you: Your lucky item for the day is a teapot. It’s a bit of a giggle, but consider it a reminder that sometimes, it’s better to keep a lid on things, just like a proper brew!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!