Today, you might feel like you’re seeing a film in 3D when it’s actually a black and white silent movie. You could find yourself having to repeat your point of view more than once, like a cricket umpire explaining the LBW rule after a few pints. It may feel as though the universe, including the neighbour’s cat, is plotting against you. But brace yourself – the plot twist is yet to come. Things aren’t as they first appear, like a well-disguised trifle that turns out to be a fruit salad. Your lucky charm today? Unbelievably, it’s a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right, a rubber duck. Because who can resist a chuckle when faced with a squeaky bath-time companion?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!