Blimey, mate, it appears your secret business has been splashed across the town notice board. A mate you thought was a solid brick has turned out to be more like a crumbling biscuit. It’s a bit of a shocker, innit? You’d never peg them for a bit of a wrong ‘un. Going forward, you’ll be a touch more guarded about who you chinwag with and what you let slip. For a bit of fun, let’s say your lucky item is a teapot. Because, let’s be honest, who can spill the beans if your mouth is full of a lovely cuppa?

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