Trust those belly rumbles, mate! You’ve always been a bit of a psychic Susan, haven’t you? Your uncanny knack of knowing what’s coming will have folks gobsmacked. Go on, take a bit of a punt if you fancy, just don’t go throwing all your eggs in one basket, especially if the basket’s looking a bit threadbare. And for a bit of luck? Keep an eye out for a solitary magpie. Bit of a cheeky chappie, but they’re known to bring good fortune. Just remember, one for sorrow, two for joy – so try to find his mate if you can, ey?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!