Dedicate your hours and vim to chums who are the epitome of honesty and loyalty. You know, there’s been this bloke or bird who’s been rather keen on hogging your time, a bit of a taker, not much of a giver. Naturally, that too-good-to-be-true offer they made had you slightly bamboozled, didn’t it? Lucky charm: Keep a shiny penny in your pocket. You know what they say, ‘Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you’ll have good luck.’ Just remember to check it’s not chocolate before you pocket it!

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