Blimey, squaring the circle seems to be getting trickier by the day, doesn’t it? Maybe it’s about time to have a chinwag with someone who knows their beans about finances. You’d be gobsmacked to learn how many of us are bobbing along in the same boat. Your bank statement doesn’t speak volumes about your worth, love. We’re all in this muddle together, and it doesn’t say a thing about who you are as a person. And here’s a bit of serendipity for you: your lucky number is seven. Don’t just take my word for it, try it! Perhaps you’ll have a bit of a giggle when you find a fiver in your old coat pocket the day you decide to embrace your lucky number.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!