Blimey, it seems like you’re always the thoughtful one, doesn’t it? Your kindness is being taken advantage of by someone who’s a bit too big for their boots. Don’t let them walk all over you, mate. Stand your ground, and you’ll soon find yourself grinning like a Cheshire cat. Single, are you? There’s a chance someone’s taken a shine to your plucky spirit and might just invite you for a cuppa. Lucky charm: A sprig of heather. It’s said to bring good luck and ward off those pesky overbearing types. A bit like garlic for vampires, but it smells a bit better, doesn’t it?

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