Even if you’re shackled tighter than a nun’s knickers to duties you can’t wriggle out of, it won’t stop you dreaming of a jolly good knees-up on some sun-kissed beach. While you’re knocking about in these cheery daydreams, you’ll have no trouble juggling life’s mundane flotsam. Now, your lucky charm for the day is a four-leaf clover. Don’t look at me like that. I know they’re harder to find than a straight man at a Cher concert, but, hey, you’re the one who wants a bit of luck, not me!

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