Cor blimey, you’ve been burning the candle at both ends, ain’t ya? Playing the role of the faithful office lapdog, you’ve been so busy licking boots, you’ve forgotten to sniff around your own kennel. Your loved ones are about ready to stick a “For Sale” sign on you, ’cause they hardly know you live there anymore! If you don’t put your foot down and tell your boss to stick his overtime, you’ll end up with a family reunion at the local pub, and you’ll be the sodding dartboard! Your lucky phrase for today is “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” You best remember that next time you’re slaving away at your desk, or you’ll be the only one laughing at your own jokes at the Christmas party!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!