You’ve got more chance of knitting fog than getting anything done with those numpties you call colleagues, so best bet is to keep your nose to the grindstone and work solo. It’ll go as smooth as a gravy sandwich. Now, don’t go and get your knickers in a twist when you’re forced to mingle with the masses. It’ll be as tense as a vegan in a butcher’s shop. But if you can manage not to start a ruckus or have a wobbly, you might just survive the day without booking yourself a one-way ticket to Bedlam. Your lucky charm is a pair of earplugs, because let’s face it, sometimes the best way to deal with idiots is not to hear them at all.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!