Always be ready to stick your nose in where it’s not wanted, fancy yourself as the bloody messiah, do you? When that workmate, who couldn’t find their backside with both hands and a map, comes to you with their latest cock-up, try to imagine you’re as dimwitted as they are. The payback for your saintly act will come later – probably a surprise invite to some overpriced eatery where they’ll serve you snails and call it a delicacy! Lucky charm: A well-used map. Because some people need a bloody Sat-Nav to find their own rear end!

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