Well, darling, after you’ve made a royal cock-up this morning, you’ll have a ‘eureka’ moment (likely while you’re in the loo) about whether you’ve really got your heart in this career malarkey. You’re brimming with more potential than a drag queen’s makeup bag, but you’re only using as much of it as the Queen uses her Netflix subscription. So, stop faffing about like a lost lamb in a butcher’s shop, love. Grab your life by the crumpets and make a bloody decision, will ya? Now, your lucky charm today is a left sock. Yeah, you heard it right, a left sock. But mind you, it’s not just any left sock, it has to be the one that’s been hiding under your bed for a month, collecting dust bunnies and God knows what else. So, pull it on, love, and feel the luck coursing through your veins – or maybe that’s just the itch.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!