Blimey mate, it’s gonna feel like Lady Luck’s finally given you a cheeky wink this morn. But don’t start popping the champers just yet, you daft sod. She’s a right flaky bird, that one. So, while you’ve got her attention, milk the cow for all she’s worth, but don’t go signing any long-term leases, if you catch my drift. Keep your peepers peeled on the here and now, and make sure you’re having a bloody good time of it, particularly this arvo. And here’s a little something to tickle your fancy: Your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Yeah, you heard me, a rubber duck. Why? No bloody idea mate, but who are we to question the whims of the universe? Just make sure you don’t take it to any serious business meetings. It’s a bit of a quack, if you know what I mean.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!