You’re finally getting your thick skull around the idea that clutching onto old routines like a pensioner to their last Werther’s Original won’t get you that shiny, worry-free future you’re after. There’s a fresh job opportunity on the horizon, something that’ll let you flaunt your weird and wonderful quirks like a peacock in mating season. And, oh, the recognition you’ll get for your work – it’ll be like a standing ovation at a nudist colony, leaving you grinning from ear to ear and ready to shoulder more responsibilities like a Sherpa on steroids. And here’s a little nugget of luck for you: your lucky colour is beige. I know, it’s as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least you’ll blend in with the office furniture. Good luck with that!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!