Oi, listen up, you might be having a good old chinwag with yourself about your jobby job. Fancy a bit of navel-gazing, do we? Wondering if you’re getting enough dosh for your daily grind? Feeling a bit done over, are we? Well, don’t just moan about it, get off your bum and do a bit of detective work. See if you can’t sniff out something that doesn’t make you feel like you’re being robbed blind every day. And here’s your lucky charm: a used teabag. Why? Because just like you, it’s drained, a tad bitter, but get it in hot water and it can still make something worthwhile. Just remember, love, you’re not everyone’s cup of tea, but who wants to be a bloody teapot anyway?

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