Cor blimey, you’re juggling all bits and bobs of your life like a right pro, ain’t ya? Your job, dosh, the old family tree, and those so-called friends of yours. You’re doing it all so well it’s a bit nauseating, innit? But don’t get too comfy, love. You’re itching for a bit of a change, maybe a family outing to Skegness or Blackpool if you book it months in bleeding advance. It’s not like you’re the Queen, darling, just plan the bloody trip! And here’s your lucky bit: Your lucky colour is purple. So, slap on a bit of Prince’s favourite shade and go wild! Just remember, just ’cause you’re looking like a Quality Street chocolate, doesn’t mean you should act like one, alright?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!