Well, duckie, it looks like this is going to be one of the rare days this month when you might actually crack a smile, assuming you can pull yourself away from the mind-numbing drudgery of your job. So, do us all a favour and take a breather, will ya? And for goodness sake, if you get invited to a shindig or a knees-up, say yes! You’ll have a right royal knees-up with your mates and fam. Who knows, you might even remember what fun feels like. Your lucky phrase this month is “All mouth and no trousers.” Keep this in mind when you’re dealing with folks who talk a big game but can’t back it up. And remember, it’s not just a phrase, it’s a lifestyle. Might give you a giggle next time you’re faced with a windbag.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!