Spend a bit of top-quality kipper time with your old trouble and strife, if you’ve got one that is. If you’re playing the field, why not throw caution to the wind and charm the pants off some unsuspecting soul? Could be a right old laugh, who knows? With Venus taking up residence in your sign, it’s prime time for a bit of slap and tickle, or to butter up your mates. If you’re at a loose end, drag a pal over for a bit of nosh. And for your lucky charm – it’s a used tea bag. Don’t turn your nose up, it could be worse. At least it’s not a smelly old sock. Hang it in the kitchen, it might even mask the smell of your dodgy cooking.

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