Listen up, you indolent slob, it’s time to stop fondling your mobile like it�s your precious and take a break from those video games. You can’t level up in life like you do in Fortnite, mate. Turn off the telly, roll off the couch, and actually accomplish something today, won’t you? Maybe faff about with those dust bunnies hibernating under your bed, or take a stroll around the block – but don’t forget a map, wouldn’t want you getting lost now, would we? After all that exertion, you can collapse back onto your couch and think about what you’re going to do next, instead of just vegetating in front of the telly. You may surprise yourself and come up with something productive! And here’s a lucky tip for you, you layabout: “The early bird catches the worm.” Although, in your case, it might be more like “The early bird manages to find the remote before midday.” Your lucky number is 42, which, coincidentally, is also the number of times you’ll likely hit the snooze button tomorrow morning. Chin up, sunshine!

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