Well, well, well, you cheeky sod. Trying to fatten your wallet and run to the bank giggling like a school girl, are you? It appears your little hobby, that you’ve been doing just for the love of it, might just become your cash cow. Who’d have thunk it? There you were, larking about like a right nutter, and now you’re on the cusp of rolling in it. And you thought fun couldn’t pay the bills! Here’s a bit of luck for you: the number 7. Now, don’t just sit there like a lemon, wondering why the bleeding hell 7. Remember, it’s lucky for some, and it might just be the tickle your bank account needs. But don’t take my word for it, I once thought a one-night stand with a magician was a good idea, until he disappeared before the breakfast.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!