Well, darling, one of your chums or office cronies is having a right old pickle remembering… well, anything really. You could bang on till the cows come home about something they prattled on about earlier, but they’re as stubborn as a mule in a mud bath. They’d rather pull out their own teeth than admit they forgot. But don’t you throw in the towel, love. Keep chipping away. By the time the sun’s setting, you might just have caught them with their pants down. Remember, memory’s like a sieve for some, so don’t let them off the hook too easily. Now, your lucky charm, darling, is a big ol’ elephant. Why? Because these beasts never forget, unlike your mate. Perhaps if they were a bit more elephant and a bit less goldfish, you wouldn’t be in this mess.

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