Blimey! A sudden tsunami of cockiness and sunshine’s about to batter you! Think you’re about to become King or Queen of the world, do you? That’s the spirit! You’re convinced you can leap over any hurdle tossed your way like a caffeinated kangaroo on steroids. Just remember, darling, that picking where to unleash this supernatural power of yours is a bit like choosing the least skanky pint in a dodgy pub – it takes a bit of thought. Oh, and here’s your lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. But mind you, finding one might be as difficult as finding a decent man on a dating app, so don’t hold your breath, love!

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