Lendin’ a hand to some poor sod can feel like a right giggle, even though it’s nickin’ all your time and energy, innit? You reckon you’re bein’ led by some cosmic GPS to aid those who can’t stay upright and to fling a bit of love around where you can, whether it’s a cheeky wink or a full-on bear hug. Your lucky charm is a two-for-one voucher at the local chippy. Why? Because nothing says ‘I’m here to help’ like a bag of chips shared with a mate in need. Just don’t let ’em nick your battered sausage. That’s where I draw the line, darling.

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