It’s time to flap those gums of yours in front of the local chit-chat club and get your jollies. Why not pitch a wild idea, like a petition for compulsory tutus on Tuesdays, or a presentation on the benefits of gin for breakfast? You’ll be surprised – they’ll lap it up like a cat with a saucer of cream. If you’re on the hunt for a job, love, it’s high time you put on your best sequins and strut your stuff in the interview room. They’ll be falling over themselves to offer you a desk and a stapler. Your lucky phrase? “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, but a gin in hand is worth three at the bar.” Use it wisely, and remember, a gin in hand also makes a good weapon if the job interview doesn’t go as planned.

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