You’ve got your sights set on some lofty ambitions, haven’t you? You’ve got more work to do than a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest if you’re going to hit those targets. You might be thinking about teaming up with some other dreamer who’s as mad as a box of frogs like yourself. This way, you can both encourage and inspire each other… or at least have a bloody good laugh when you both fail miserably. Any meetings, classes or group activities you’ve got lined up are likely to be as lively as a bag of ferrets. Lucky charm for you: A four-leaf clover. Oh, as if you could find one in this Godforsaken country. But have a go, you never know, you might just stumble upon a pot of gold or a leprechaun… or just some dog poop. Good luck with that!

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