What you’re seriously gagging for right now, love, is the presence of some proper chirpy, imaginative folks who are as barmy as a box of frogs. Both in the land of cyber and in the flesh, you’re sure to be part of some chinwags that’ll have your noggin spinning like a top. You’ve got an imagination wilder than a hen do in Blackpool, and it’ll help you cut right through the codswallop like a hot knife through butter. Lucky tip: Wear a pair of red knickers. They’re said to bring luck, and if nothing else, they’ll give the postman a giggle when you bend over to pick up your letters.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!