Your office mates and the old codgers upstairs are finally clocking on that you’re worth more than just your gold stars and brownie points, love. Not only are you smashing it in the 9 to 5 rat race, but your sparkling personality is shining brighter than a Kardashian’s diamond ring. So keep your peepers focused on the prize, don’t get distracted by the office gossip, the photocopier jams or the questionable stains on the office carpet. Before you know it, you’ll be climbing that corporate ladder faster than a rat up a drainpipe, and your life will be looking up. I mean, it’s only up from here, right? And here’s a little cherry on top, love. Your lucky charm is a stapler. Yes, you heard it right, a bloody stapler. Because nothing says ‘I’m in control’ like being able to bind together a 50-page report in seconds. Plus, it makes a handy weapon if Dave from accounting starts kicking off about the biscuits again.

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